My call to arms!

"Someday some hypermanic kid will produce a moronically maxed-out adventure odyssey that will spark the overdue rebellion among all the over-pressured SAT grinds, and us grumpy midlife critics will get to witness a new Kerouac, and the greatest pent-up young-life crisis in the history of the world." - David Brooks, NYTimes

I'd start writing furiously right now, amassing a wheeling, caustic, and guarana fueled novel onto one 1,000 foot word document, pasted together out of blank text files I found in my friend's closet, but I've got to get back to work.